We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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