I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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