I want to have your abortion
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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