You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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