cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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