we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Randomize
