Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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