Whod you bang
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I need you to use more vowels.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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