id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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