No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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