Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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