And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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