Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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