Whod you bang
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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