there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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