she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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