i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
