Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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