can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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