What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it glows. i had to have it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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