Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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