is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were trust falling into bushes
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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