also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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