Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize