is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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