Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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