Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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