i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
