cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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