toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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