The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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