Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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