VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i drank out of a bidet.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
