dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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