They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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I need you to use more vowels.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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