how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
His hands were made for my vagina.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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