he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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