in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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