now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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