Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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