I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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