sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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