what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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