ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
