Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
