North Korea, Best Korea!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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