so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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