She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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