yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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