i love accidental penises.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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