he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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