Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
