Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I am naked and annoyed.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
