how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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