I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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